ATTN: Hurricane Sandy

Dear Hurricane Sandy,

The weather people here are taking enjoyment out of "preparing" us for your wrath Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday of the coming week.  The deleading process is to be started this coming Monday (the 29th) on our rental home at the same time you are set to arrive.  We have been waiting long enough to move in and cannot handle any more set backs in this process.  If you could change your course and just move yourself out to sea, sparing us heavy rains, wind and flooding, we would be most grateful.

Thanks.

The Scialabba Family